I can imagine Madonna now..."Big Daddy K, why don't you take off your socks when you give to me?"
Not something that happens everyday...
MENAGE A TROIS?
with Big Daddy Kane, Madonna and Naomi C.
I can imagine Madonna now..."Big Daddy K, why don't you take off your socks when you give to me?"
Not something that happens everyday...
I can imagine Madonna now..."Big Daddy K, why don't you take off your socks when you give to me?"
Not something that happens everyday...
I'M SO FUCKING DUMB I WEAR DIAMONDS ON MY THUMBS
Me and Gucci got married last night. We toasted all the speeches with crunk juice out of iced up goblets and then ate sugared almonds. He even took his grill out to kiss the bride. Man it was the weirdest dream ever.
You know these players don't really like taking G strings down south of an oiled booty. They just want someone who can keep the creases out of their tall white t-shirts and make 'em smell real nice.
And whilst we're speaking grills, does Bear Grylls know what his name actually means?
Bear Grylls?
Bare gnar grills.
HELLO GOD...
IT'S ME MARGARET!
Wouldn't life be fucking fantastic if we could all wear fake Burberry scarves instead of clothes?
I'M LIKE AN ASTON MARTIN...HE'S LIKE A SUBARU
I have been dancing in my pants and listening to this joint A LOT recently.
Available on Beatport and worth it like L'Oreal.
I'M MCLOVIN IT
Fogell, you could have been my respectable Jewish toyboy, but no you just had to take some crackhead to the movie premiere didn't you?!
YOU LOOK GOOD WHEN YOU WEAR IT WELL
Oh my lovelies, some really nice Goodhood x R. Newbold garments over at SLAMXHYPE.
Not everybody knows that simplicity can be so fucking sexy. Take these retards who dress their 18 month old son in a Ed Hardy gilet sprayed with goddamn dimantes and emblazoned with a big loveheart & crossbones. When are they ever gonna learn?
All you need a cris chambray shirt and some pants like these:
A bag like this:
And maybe a nice bit of headwear from Gauntlets:
Oooof.
Not everybody knows that simplicity can be so fucking sexy. Take these retards who dress their 18 month old son in a Ed Hardy gilet sprayed with goddamn dimantes and emblazoned with a big loveheart & crossbones. When are they ever gonna learn?
All you need a cris chambray shirt and some pants like these:
A bag like this:
And maybe a nice bit of headwear from Gauntlets:
Oooof.
DROP THE BEAT & EAT IT!
with some mustard on the side! The Oldboy plays matchmaker by bringing together Eat My Beat & Drop The Mustard for one night only, playing host to none other than A1 Bassline. Badda Badda Bing!
Friday 4th December, The Zoo. It'll be wobbly this Christmas!
ESQUEEZY ON THE 1'S & 2'S
Esqueezy has slipped another residency under the belt, and will now be appearing on the regs at Contort Yourself. If you don't know, now you know. New Residents Mix Series out now, why not collect 'em all at contortyourself.com?
Here is Esqueezy's contribution...and is a little taster for what's in store at this coming Thursday nights Murkage party. Stream or download Soundcloud here.
Throwback Thursdays...
FOUR HIP-HOP TRACKS FROM YESTERYEAR THAT'LL MAKE YOU WANNA MOVE SOMETHIN’...
JAY DEE – WON’T DO
Only Dilla could make bigamy sound so acceptable. ‘One won’t do and two is not enough for me though!’ Jay Dee is talking broads, multiple broads, and it’s like we’re pairs of Nike Air Max 90’s or limited edition New Era fitteds. One is simply not enough, and that treasured collection has just gotta be expanded! Something deep down just always challenges that ‘naughty boy’ image that Jay Dee attempted to put out there from time to time. In reality, I think he was a real momma’s boy who enjoyed home cooking and stroking kittens whilst making killer beats...but of course, it’s not hip-hop to admit that. He’s surely and sorely missed in the musical world, that’s for sure.
MED – CAN’T HOLD ON
This Medaphor tune is straight contagious. After the first listen I found myself skipping back to the beginning over and over until my thumb hurt.
MADVILLIAN – FANCY CLOWN
I can’t get over the subtle disgustingness of this track. It’s amazing. If you listen in carefully you will notice that Victor sprays some serious adultery hysteria (‘you wasn’t sorry when you sucked him off in the hallway’) and brags about revenge sex unashamedly (‘I duped the maid Carolyn, she made me throw the towel in...I told her knock it off, but she had to set the rocket off’) whilst still maintaining that rock solid lyrical prowess he is most rightfully famous for.
SAUKRATES – PLAY DIS (FEATURING COMMON)
It may just be some morbid personal fascination of mine, but I think of Common as the George Clooney of the hip-hop world. His voice just makes me swoon, and with that he can do nothing wrong. Therefore, I like pretty much everything Common does, but especially this track. It’s jus upbeat and happy. Common and Saukrates seem to bounce off each other nicely, and there’s some killer lines in there like ‘I like a Heineken it’s sorta like my vitamin’. Oh, how we all wished beer was a vitamin.
JAY DEE – WON’T DO
Only Dilla could make bigamy sound so acceptable. ‘One won’t do and two is not enough for me though!’ Jay Dee is talking broads, multiple broads, and it’s like we’re pairs of Nike Air Max 90’s or limited edition New Era fitteds. One is simply not enough, and that treasured collection has just gotta be expanded! Something deep down just always challenges that ‘naughty boy’ image that Jay Dee attempted to put out there from time to time. In reality, I think he was a real momma’s boy who enjoyed home cooking and stroking kittens whilst making killer beats...but of course, it’s not hip-hop to admit that. He’s surely and sorely missed in the musical world, that’s for sure.
MED – CAN’T HOLD ON
This Medaphor tune is straight contagious. After the first listen I found myself skipping back to the beginning over and over until my thumb hurt.
MADVILLIAN – FANCY CLOWN
I can’t get over the subtle disgustingness of this track. It’s amazing. If you listen in carefully you will notice that Victor sprays some serious adultery hysteria (‘you wasn’t sorry when you sucked him off in the hallway’) and brags about revenge sex unashamedly (‘I duped the maid Carolyn, she made me throw the towel in...I told her knock it off, but she had to set the rocket off’) whilst still maintaining that rock solid lyrical prowess he is most rightfully famous for.
SAUKRATES – PLAY DIS (FEATURING COMMON)
It may just be some morbid personal fascination of mine, but I think of Common as the George Clooney of the hip-hop world. His voice just makes me swoon, and with that he can do nothing wrong. Therefore, I like pretty much everything Common does, but especially this track. It’s jus upbeat and happy. Common and Saukrates seem to bounce off each other nicely, and there’s some killer lines in there like ‘I like a Heineken it’s sorta like my vitamin’. Oh, how we all wished beer was a vitamin.
SUPER SUPER PON DE TELLY!
Super Super Magazine has been on't telly this week as part of Channel 4's '3 Minute Wonder', which airs at 7.55pm on Mondays to Thursdays.
Here are Monday & Tuesday's editions.
Monday's features the lovely CASSETTE PLAYA wearing some spectacular gegs:
And Tuesdays features my good friend DAN SZOR contemplating eating his pie & mash off the pope's face:
Here are Monday & Tuesday's editions.
Monday's features the lovely CASSETTE PLAYA wearing some spectacular gegs:
And Tuesdays features my good friend DAN SZOR contemplating eating his pie & mash off the pope's face:
Hangin' On The Telephone...
Sooner or later technology will make us sad. It's already taken letter writing away from us...and who uses the house phone these days? E-mails, cellys and social networking let us know us exactly what our homeslices are doing hour by hour.(Even if it is so mundane you want to poke yourself in the eye). When generation Demolition Man kicks in we might get so cushy with online communication that we just quit speaking altogether and live on a diet of Taco Bell.
All this old school communication nostalgia was triggered by a nice article on Guardian music about telephones and music, which is here.
A telephone.
Yes that old yellowing thing mounted to the kitchen wall that you yell into from time to time.
LSD BEFORE BEDTIME...
So what is the relationship between LSD and hot-dogs? Apparently there is one and it's going to stop you from ever doing acid again.
ESQUEEZY
STICK EMMMMM UP!
New mix just dropped via New York & Manchester...some hot broads called Stick Em Up. It's bass/house/crunk funk at it's best...
1. Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas - Drug List
2. Hostage - I Get High
3. Ms. Dynamite - Hot Like Fire
4. Crom - Your Caress
5. DJ Tameil - Get Silly
6. Wu Tang Clan - Tigerstyle (Bird Peterson Remix)
7. Tomb Crew - Bigger Than
8. Kanye West & Mr. Hudson - Supernova (Doorly Remix)
9. Boltan - Nine To Five (DZ Remix)
10. Esqueezy - Dead Money x Ciara x Tempa T
11. Tempa T - Next Hype (Moska Remix)
12. Amanda Blank - Might Like You Better (Rusko Remix)
13. The Streets - In The Middle (Nero Remix)
14. Example - Watch The Sun Come Up (Joker & Ginz Remix)
15. Inja - Hat Low feat. Fallacy, Skinnyman & Mr. Thing (Chimpo Dubstep Remix)
16. Booty Luv - Say It (Nero Remix)
17. Skream - Calous
18. Zero 7 - Everything Up (Joker & Ginz Remix)
Have yourself a wee listen STICK EM UP'S QUART OF RUM MIX (Mediafire) .....
1. Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas - Drug List
2. Hostage - I Get High
3. Ms. Dynamite - Hot Like Fire
4. Crom - Your Caress
5. DJ Tameil - Get Silly
6. Wu Tang Clan - Tigerstyle (Bird Peterson Remix)
7. Tomb Crew - Bigger Than
8. Kanye West & Mr. Hudson - Supernova (Doorly Remix)
9. Boltan - Nine To Five (DZ Remix)
10. Esqueezy - Dead Money x Ciara x Tempa T
11. Tempa T - Next Hype (Moska Remix)
12. Amanda Blank - Might Like You Better (Rusko Remix)
13. The Streets - In The Middle (Nero Remix)
14. Example - Watch The Sun Come Up (Joker & Ginz Remix)
15. Inja - Hat Low feat. Fallacy, Skinnyman & Mr. Thing (Chimpo Dubstep Remix)
16. Booty Luv - Say It (Nero Remix)
17. Skream - Calous
18. Zero 7 - Everything Up (Joker & Ginz Remix)
Have yourself a wee listen STICK EM UP'S QUART OF RUM MIX (Mediafire) .....
ESQUEEZY'S LATE APRIL TOP TEN
Yeah so it's been time but here's what I reckon constitutes good aural health right now...
1. DISTANCE - NIGHTVISION (SKREAM'S SO NASTY REMIX)
2. GIGI BAROCCO - ROWDY JACK (DJ MANAIA REMIX)
3. CHASE & STATUS - SAXON (OH SNAP!! REMIX)
4. YO MAJESTY - DON'T LET GO (A1 BASSLINE RADIO EDIT)
5. TEMPA T - NEXT HYPE
6. DRE SKULL & SIZZLA - GONE TOO FAR (BURAKA SON SISTEMA REMIX)
7. JOKER - ZARIAK
8. BURAKA SON SISTEMA - KALEMBA (RESO'S AGUARDENTE REMIX)
9. DJ HELL - MY DEFINITION OF HOUSE MUSIC (RENAISSANCE MAN BOOTCUT)
10. METRONOMY - A THING FOR ME (SINDEN REMIX)
Ludacris Ken Dolls
Has anyone else noticed that Luda has turned into a Ken Doll?
but if Luda's got the same crotch as a Ken Doll I doubt he'll doing much of what he says in 'Whats Your Fantasy'...not in the public bathroom, with strawberries on top, in the library on top of books or back row at the movies...
but if Luda's got the same crotch as a Ken Doll I doubt he'll doing much of what he says in 'Whats Your Fantasy'...not in the public bathroom, with strawberries on top, in the library on top of books or back row at the movies...
HOT TRASH!
Hey y'all....
Esqueezy's gone done a bad ass clubbed out and thugged out mix...finally. Whats's that? It's about 2 years late? Well yeah, I never did rush on things. Can't be slangin half baked mixes now can we?
ESQUEEZY'S GONE WEST MIX VOLUME UNO [Z-SHARE BITCHES]
Enjoy this crunky club spectacular.
Hello Oh-9.
Magic Mammaries...hold tight. I'm back in the big bad game. Laptop fully restored. Internet connection handed back to me on a golden platter. Temporary insanity gone (for the time being).
I don't really know what to say about 2008. Half of me is swinging to 2000 and hate. The other half not so much. I lost my love for dubstep. I sicked it away like a bad egg. I regained my senses and went back to the good old days of bouncy bmore and crunky club...getting people dancing and what?...people actually smiling and not saying "Mix that tune into the other for 30.5 seconds longer" or "This tune is old" (when it's only been available on vinyl for a week). The general consensus in life seems that 'girls are bitchy'...eh? But how can that be right when dubstep is pretty much a boys territory yet the most bitchiest/least forward thinking scene of them all right now? Nuff said. Still diggin' a lot of the production and output of dubstep producers, but damn, it's better dropping them in a 'normal' club environment cos all those electro goons flip out and start wonder whether to a) pack their bags and leave town b) throw a Red Stripe across the room and 'praise jah' or c) dribble on their lame leggings/sprayed on Topman jeans.
Au revoir bitches.
OH-8? I GOT FIVE ON IT.
Kid Sister - Pro Nails (Rusko Remix) (Z-Share)
Rye Rye & M.I.A. - Tic Toc (Z-Share)
Santogold - Lights Out (Tepr Emo Remix) (Z-Share)
Tigerstyle - Belle Shava! (Sinden Remix) (Z-Share)
Surkin - White Night Two (Laidback Luke Remix) (Z-Share)
And on a final note...check www.newearsmanchester.blogspot.com in the next few days for an alternative and more lengthy/amusing analysis of 08 plus a mix from my favourite good time boys, Contort Yourself.
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