Sexy blonde gets a dildo and
rubs her wet twat as her man watches. She bounces on his knob as her titties flop around. He takes control of her pretty pink vagina and beats her pussy up like the bitch she is. He chokes her and pounds her sweet box until he explodes all over her juicy jugs...!!!
Esqueezy has slipped another residency under the belt, and will now be appearing on the regs at Contort Yourself. If you don't know, now you know. New Residents Mix Series out now, why not collect 'em all at contortyourself.com?
Here is Esqueezy's contribution...and is a little taster for what's in store at this coming Thursday nights Murkage party. Stream or download Soundcloud here.
FOUR HIP-HOP TRACKS FROM YESTERYEAR THAT'LL MAKE YOU WANNA MOVE SOMETHIN’...
JAY DEE – WON’T DO
Only Dilla could make bigamy sound so acceptable. ‘One won’t do and two is not enough for me though!’ Jay Dee is talking broads, multiple broads, and it’s like we’re pairs of Nike Air Max 90’s or limited edition New Era fitteds. One is simply not enough, and that treasured collection has just gotta be expanded! Something deep down just always challenges that ‘naughty boy’ image that Jay Dee attempted to put out there from time to time. In reality, I think he was a real momma’s boy who enjoyed home cooking and stroking kittens whilst making killer beats...but of course, it’s not hip-hop to admit that. He’s surely and sorely missed in the musical world, that’s for sure.
MED – CAN’T HOLD ON
This Medaphor tune is straight contagious. After the first listen I found myself skipping back to the beginning over and over until my thumb hurt.
MADVILLIAN – FANCY CLOWN
I can’t get over the subtle disgustingness of this track. It’s amazing. If you listen in carefully you will notice that Victor sprays some serious adultery hysteria (‘you wasn’t sorry when you sucked him off in the hallway’) and brags about revenge sex unashamedly (‘I duped the maid Carolyn, she made me throw the towel in...I told her knock it off, but she had to set the rocket off’) whilst still maintaining that rock solid lyrical prowess he is most rightfully famous for.
SAUKRATES – PLAY DIS (FEATURING COMMON)
It may just be some morbid personal fascination of mine, but I think of Common as the George Clooney of the hip-hop world. His voice just makes me swoon, and with that he can do nothing wrong. Therefore, I like pretty much everything Common does, but especially this track. It’s jus upbeat and happy. Common and Saukrates seem to bounce off each other nicely, and there’s some killer lines in there like ‘I like a Heineken it’s sorta like my vitamin’. Oh, how we all wished beer was a vitamin.
Sooner or later technology will make us sad. It's already taken letter writing away from us...and who uses the house phone these days? E-mails, cellys and social networking let us know us exactly what our homeslices are doing hour by hour.(Even if it is so mundane you want to poke yourself in the eye). When generation Demolition Man kicks in we might get so cushy with online communication that we just quit speaking altogether and live on a diet of Taco Bell.
All this old school communication nostalgia was triggered by a nice article on Guardian music about telephones and music, which is here.
A telephone.
Yes that old yellowing thing mounted to the kitchen wall that you yell into from time to time.
