Not everybody knows that simplicity can be so fucking sexy. Take these retards who dress their 18 month old son in a Ed Hardy gilet sprayed with goddamn dimantes and emblazoned with a big loveheart & crossbones. When are they ever gonna learn?
All you need a cris chambray shirt and some pants like these:

A bag like this:

And maybe a nice bit of headwear from Gauntlets:

Oooof.