MENAGE A TROIS?

with Big Daddy Kane, Madonna and Naomi C.



I can imagine Madonna now..."Big Daddy K, why don't you take off your socks when you give to me?"

Not something that happens everyday...

GET TIPSY DRINK SOME WINE

Just a little something I threw together on a rainy day.

Peanut Butter Hype by ESQUEEZY

FRANKIE B IN THE HOOOOOOUSE

Oh Frankie your rolling R's have whipped me up in a right frenzy.

I'M SO FUCKING DUMB I WEAR DIAMONDS ON MY THUMBS

Me and Gucci got married last night. We toasted all the speeches with crunk juice out of iced up goblets and then ate sugared almonds. He even took his grill out to kiss the bride. Man it was the weirdest dream ever.

You know these players don't really like taking G strings down south of an oiled booty. They just want someone who can keep the creases out of their tall white t-shirts and make 'em smell real nice.

And whilst we're speaking grills, does Bear Grylls know what his name actually means?


Bear Grylls?


Bare gnar grills.

HELLO GOD...

IT'S ME MARGARET!
Wouldn't life be fucking fantastic if we could all wear fake Burberry scarves instead of clothes?

I'M LIKE AN ASTON MARTIN...HE'S LIKE A SUBARU

I have been dancing in my pants and listening to this joint A LOT recently.



Available on Beatport and worth it like L'Oreal.

I'M MCLOVIN IT

Fogell, you could have been my respectable Jewish toyboy, but no you just had to take some crackhead to the movie premiere didn't you?!