EYE CANDY



This body by summer please.

DOUBLE DARE



Check Brooklyn's Bass Sweetheart, Juiblee and her Nightshifters labelmate Proper Villains on this Roxy Cottontail remix over at RCRDLBL here!

GNARLY SLEEPS



WANT ONE. Would be great to zip it up on a camping trip in the forest. Your campmates might actually shit themselves.

O RLY PART II



O RLY?

BOK BOK AND L-VIS



A wee vid from XLR8R featuring Night Slugs head honchos Bok Bok and L-Vis 1990 take on a UK vs. US taste test. Do they know their PG Tips from their Lipton? Their Mars from their Milky Way....their Newky Brown from their Downtown Brown? Jokes.

BACON IS GOOD FOR ME!



TELL 'EM KING CURTIS!

MARRIED TO THE MOB 2010

My favourite bits from MOB's new line.





FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRESH and super sexy. Someone bring me the lipstick logo leggings! And this model has definitely inspired me to get my blocky fringe back. Yamooosh!

DRUNKEST GUY EVER

So you wanna know whether I had a good weekend?



It was like that.

NAUGHTY



Nikki Minaj. DOWN ASS BITCH! Loves it.

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT...



I'm flexing my versatility muscle on this one. I wanted to make a mix full of exotic bass as extreme escapism from the snow and I'm sure you'll agree that dubstep doesn't really do that. Pour yourself a glass of rum, turn the heating up high, close your eyes and use your imagination to dagga along to it with your number one squeeze. It kinda works.

Esqueezy's '99.9% Dubstep Free' Mix by ESQUEEZY

1. Riva Starr feat. Trim - Dance Me (Jesse Rose's 'Made In St. Lucia' Remix)
2. Tony Matterhorn - Dutty Wine (Douster Remix)
3. French Fries - Coconut
4. Sissy Nobby - Lay Me Down (DJ Sega Remix)
5. Noveau Yorican - Boriqua (Jean Nipon Bootleg)
6. Sidney Samson feat. Wizard Sleeve - Riverside (Lil Silva Remix)
7. Uffie - MCs Can Kiss (Zombie Disco Squad Remix)
8. Ladybox - Hit My Ride (AC Slater Remix)
9. Untold - Don't Know. Don't Care

Enjoy!

FOR ALL YOU RICH TECH TYPES

Marc Jacobs presents his new USB hub...



Shame I'm absolutely skint.

IT WOULD BE NICE...

to be back in New York.



I went to a Flashing Lights rave in a Chinese mall and drank vodka red bull from a zippy bag. I ate cheese sticks and chicken rings from White Castle at 3am and washed it all down with Root Beer. I threw Hawaiian Punch all over the subway rats. It was awesome.

Summertime get ready for me.

YOUTH IN REVOLT!



So everybody's favourite socially retarded screenstar, Michael Cera, is back this year with a new flick. I can't wait, mainly because that crazed dude who plays Alan in The Hangover is in it.




There are other factors that spur my obsession for these awkward teen love/angst movies. One, I love to watch squirming virgins trying to score weed/booze/a lay (think Superbad) and two, these guys are blatantly as geeky off screen as they are on.



She is so cleary being suffocated by raging testosterone and sexual tension.

GRANNY GOLD!



Big up to the Deyn for finding this one!

There is something seriously wrong about grannies saying 'C-U-Next-Tuesday'. I WILL MASH YOU UP YE!! DON'T YOU TOUCH ME, YOU MIGHT AIDS YOU LITTLE PUSSYCLART! A day in the life of a Croydon pensioner?

JAPANESE DANCEHALL?



Now thats just fucking bizarre.

CHANEL CHANEL



High end temporary tats by Chanel! Much jokes. My momma never let me wear transfers as a kid because she said they might have LSD in them to purposefully get me hooked. Fuck knows where she got that idea from...

(Via those sistaz over at the MOB blog

ELEVATOR MUSIC VOLUME ONE

The face of bass is changing fast!



I've become one of those folks who only buys single tracks off albums and EPs here and there. Cop a remix I like and bun the rest off, yadda yadda you get my vibe. But when this drops on 18th January I'm straight up buying it. It features contributions from Hot City, Caspa & Rusko, Untold, Starkey, Mosca...and dayyym I adore the 'new sound'. Dubstep has finally moved its fat ass over the bed and stopped duvet hogging to sanction a new sound in bass music.

The producers on this compilation were once firing out aggy tunes to a bunch of steppahs clutching cans of Red Stripe...now they've found a footing with more danceable music. There's elements of rave in there, garage, deep house...shit you can shake your ass to. With the way people were swaying like cracked out zombies at these sub-bass raves I'm sure this new movement will be welcomed with open arms.

DADDDDDDDDDDDY!



I WANT THOSE BOOTS!
Dr Martens 8 Eyelet Hiker Boots. TRES SEXY.

WHAT TIME IS IT?



CASIO G SHOCK TIME!!!!

Sourced from the Hypebeast.

PUMPING IRON

This flyer is so up my street.


Nu-Cosmic-Italo-Disco- Lo-Fi-Rhytmic-Punk-Funk

9PM THE CORNER,FALLOWFIELD MANCHESTER

ESQUEEZY DUN DID IT AGAIN!



Threw this old thing together last year. It's pretty funny. Purple vs. Crunk..YYYYYEEEASSS. And if you want a hot 320 on this bitch then I will give it cha.

What Ya Gon Do (Joker x Lil Jon) by ESQUEEZY

I WONDER....



..if Lady Sovereign ever imagined herself to end up in the Big Brother House having Sisqo firing paintballs at her from his crotch?!

SNO' JOKE

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Scott Yeah of Team Yeah and Contort Yourself fame keeps it topical with a Snowblind mix! If you stray more towards the house, techno and electro side of life then this mix is for you.

All the fresh tracks from your jackin' house favourites like Claude Von Stroke, Riva Starr, Laidback Luke and Boys Noize.

D/L via Soundcloud and enjoy!

TEAM YEAH SNOWBLIND MIX Jan 2010 by Scott Yeah

TRACKLIST
1. Hieb - Jackpot
2. Funk D - Get Mad (Kid Kaio remix)
3. The Funktuary - Wip Electric (Hot City remix)
4. Riva Starr - I Was Drunk (Prentension mix)
5. Youngsta - Bongo (Dubbel Dutch edit)
6. Claude Von Stroke - Chimps (Trevor Loveys mix)
7. Yello - Bostich (Bowski edit)
8. Curses! - The Deep End (Holy Ghost! Day School dub)
9. D.I.M. - Noize
10. Nas - Made You Look (Laidback Luke's bootleg mix)
11. Thomas Bangalter - Outrun
12. Boys Noize - Drummer
13. Friendly Fires - On Board (Joakim remix)

THE OLDBOY!



Christmas is only just over and 2010 just begun, and already you're getting inundated with ridiculously good stuff like this New Year mix from Manchester's professional party boy and DJ, The Oldboy.

This mix is jam packed full of bassy beats and garagey treats so I guess you'd be a fool to not download it while its hot and fresh outta the oven!

OLDBOY - January 2K10 Mix by Oldboy

1- Wiley Feat. Emeli Sandé - Never Be Your Woman
(Solo 'Loves Garage' Remix)
2- Momma's Boy - I'm Down
3- Joy Orbison - BRKLN CLLN
4- Boris Dlugosch - Bangkok (Roska Remix)
5- Crystal Fighters - I Love London (Qoso Remix)
6- Green Velvet - Flash
7- The Toxic Avenger - The Fall (Switch Remix)
8- Beezy - Day In The Life (L-Vis 1990 Remix)
9- Gabriel Ananda - Doppelwhipper
10- Sisters of Transistors - Solar Disco (Untold Remix)
11- Sissy Nobby - Lay Me Down (L-Vis 1990 Remix)
12- Sissy Nobby - Lay Me Down (Renaissance Man Remix)
13- Uffie - MCs Can Kiss (Zombie Disco Squad Remix)
14- Mowgli - Nu Skool
15- Will Bailey - Hit The Club (Sidney Samson Remix)
16- Gucci Vump - Sha, Shtill
17- Noob & Brodinski - Cajou Club
18- Miike Snow - Black & Blue (Tiga Remix)
19- Boys Noize - Jeffer (Modeselektor Remix)
20- Drop The Lime - Devil's Eyes (Diplo's B-Live Mix)
21- Florence & The Machine - You Got The Love
(XX Remix Renaissance Man Edit)
22- Zed Bias - Neighbourhood (El-B Remix)
23- Roy Davis Jr - Gabriel
24- SWV - Wots Goin' On (Wookie Remix)
25- Crookers ft. Kelis - No Security (Tomb Crew Remix)
26- Datsik - Nuke 'Em27- Uzul Prod - Rumble Inna Station (Skream Remix)

AFREEKA



Lion King reworked for the dancefloor with a little bit of African dancing and kids shaking their junk. How incredible and visually pleasing!

TRAUMA

of Celebrity Big Brother. Trying to erase it with a bit of Hud Mo.



Join me!

I'M SO FAR FROM ALL YOU CATS OUT THERE


Welcome back to the game Uff. The Zombie Disco Squad remix of her upcoming single 'MCs Can Kiss' is a big room club banger thats bound to make a few people spin out on the New Year dancefloor. Ya 'erd.

GWWWWAAAN GRANDAD



I love old people so much.

SHOW YER STRIPES



Adidas were on fiyah in '09 with the Jezza Scott collaboration, and the recent union with PPQ has some sweet consequences.



I've seen this jumper and with that subtle rollneck it is effortlessly (and somewhat Conservative) Chic...





Man I'm loving this high class sportswear...and the hypnotic models they use for the campaigns. Yessir!

You can get these garms in the Manchester Arndale Adidas store. Most excellent!
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