Sexy blonde gets a dildo and
rubs her wet twat as her man watches. She bounces on his knob as her titties flop around. He takes control of her pretty pink vagina and beats her pussy up like the bitch she is. He chokes her and pounds her sweet box until he explodes all over her juicy jugs...!!!
A wee vid from XLR8R featuring Night Slugs head honchos Bok Bok and L-Vis 1990 take on a UK vs. US taste test. Do they know their PG Tips from their Lipton? Their Mars from their Milky Way....their Newky Brown from their Downtown Brown? Jokes.
FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRESH and super sexy. Someone bring me the lipstick logo leggings! And this model has definitely inspired me to get my blocky fringe back. Yamooosh!
I'm flexing my versatility muscle on this one. I wanted to make a mix full of exotic bass as extreme escapism from the snow and I'm sure you'll agree that dubstep doesn't really do that. Pour yourself a glass of rum, turn the heating up high, close your eyes and use your imagination to dagga along to it with your number one squeeze. It kinda works.
I went to a Flashing Lights rave in a Chinese mall and drank vodka red bull from a zippy bag. I ate cheese sticks and chicken rings from White Castle at 3am and washed it all down with Root Beer. I threw Hawaiian Punch all over the subway rats. It was awesome.
So everybody's favourite socially retarded screenstar, Michael Cera, is back this year with a new flick. I can't wait, mainly because that crazed dude who plays Alan in The Hangover is in it.
There are other factors that spur my obsession for these awkward teen love/angst movies. One, I love to watch squirming virgins trying to score weed/booze/a lay (think Superbad) and two, these guys are blatantly as geeky off screen as they are on.
She is so cleary being suffocated by raging testosterone and sexual tension.
There is something seriously wrong about grannies saying 'C-U-Next-Tuesday'. I WILL MASH YOU UP YE!! DON'T YOU TOUCH ME, YOU MIGHT AIDS YOU LITTLE PUSSYCLART! A day in the life of a Croydon pensioner?
High end temporary tats by Chanel! Much jokes. My momma never let me wear transfers as a kid because she said they might have LSD in them to purposefully get me hooked. Fuck knows where she got that idea from...
I've become one of those folks who only buys single tracks off albums and EPs here and there. Cop a remix I like and bun the rest off, yadda yadda you get my vibe. But when this drops on 18th January I'm straight up buying it. It features contributions from Hot City, Caspa & Rusko, Untold, Starkey, Mosca...and dayyym I adore the 'new sound'. Dubstep has finally moved its fat ass over the bed and stopped duvet hogging to sanction a new sound in bass music.
The producers on this compilation were once firing out aggy tunes to a bunch of steppahs clutching cans of Red Stripe...now they've found a footing with more danceable music. There's elements of rave in there, garage, deep house...shit you can shake your ass to. With the way people were swaying like cracked out zombies at these sub-bass raves I'm sure this new movement will be welcomed with open arms.
Threw this old thing together last year. It's pretty funny. Purple vs. Crunk..YYYYYEEEASSS. And if you want a hot 320 on this bitch then I will give it cha.
Scott Yeah of Team Yeah and Contort Yourself fame keeps it topical with a Snowblind mix! If you stray more towards the house, techno and electro side of life then this mix is for you.
All the fresh tracks from your jackin' house favourites like Claude Von Stroke, Riva Starr, Laidback Luke and Boys Noize.
TRACKLIST 1. Hieb - Jackpot 2. Funk D - Get Mad (Kid Kaio remix) 3. The Funktuary - Wip Electric (Hot City remix) 4. Riva Starr - I Was Drunk (Prentension mix) 5. Youngsta - Bongo (Dubbel Dutch edit) 6. Claude Von Stroke - Chimps (Trevor Loveys mix) 7. Yello - Bostich (Bowski edit) 8. Curses! - The Deep End (Holy Ghost! Day School dub) 9. D.I.M. - Noize 10. Nas - Made You Look (Laidback Luke's bootleg mix) 11. Thomas Bangalter - Outrun 12. Boys Noize - Drummer 13. Friendly Fires - On Board (Joakim remix)
Christmas is only just over and 2010 just begun, and already you're getting inundated with ridiculously good stuff like this New Year mix from Manchester's professional party boy and DJ, The Oldboy.
This mix is jam packed full of bassy beats and garagey treats so I guess you'd be a fool to not download it while its hot and fresh outta the oven!
Welcome back to the game Uff. The Zombie Disco Squad remix of her upcoming single 'MCs Can Kiss' is a big room club banger thats bound to make a few people spin out on the New Year dancefloor. Ya 'erd.