CENTAUR STYLE!

RX - Bumble from Nightshifters on Vimeo.

Hahahaha. This video by Bad American for Rx's new EP 'Bumble' on Nightshifters is AMAZING. I'm in the Rage Cage checkin' out Homer Simpson's cock'n'ballz while someone gets it Centaur Style.

RU HOT YET?

NO SHAKING

Esqueezy gun be getting up in 'yo grill at The Corner playing the finest afrobeat, baile funk and tropical cuts of right now and way back when for NO SHAKING. Tomorrow night at The Corner in Fallowfield, Manchester. Booty shaking contest and free cupcakes. If you miss this then you're stupid in the nostril.

Oh and also rolling out pure 90s hip hop and R&B at this beauty on Saturday. Expect to hear all the tunes that I DIDN'T get to dance along to with the hot boys in high school. I did the sweet stand instead...y'know back in the days when a bag of foam shrimps and fizzy cola bottles was all you needed to keep up your rave and dutty wine all night long.

Well until curfew at least...which was way before 10pm.

PHOTO OF THE DAY

Oh my god is this a man or a woman? Hangin' in the ghetto with your perfect titties, holding a Gucci bucket hat wearing what looks like a flag around your crotch...oh and your mate lurking in the background wearing a tall tee and Timbs. Heroes.

And then I saw it was taken on my birthday...(minus the '03 of course, I'm not seven years old). Even better. Can we be soulmates now?

BANGERS AND MASHED UP

So far, 2010 has been a HUGE year for the dancefloor. The bangers are EVERYWHERE. I mean, Tinie Tempah was number one without having to water his music down so much that it almost evaporates (see recent work of Chipmunk/Tinchy Stryder). And now Trouble & Bass come through with a wrecking ball, in the form of Heavy Bass Champions of the World Vol 2. Featuring tracks from the UK's own Boogaloo Crew, these straight up bangers will pretty much flatten the club. You'll still be dancing whilst the rafters are coming down. The standout is 'Days Go By' and the flipside, 'Calling All Dancers', has this crazy calypso lick and must be what dubstep would sound like it if was doused in Ting.

I'm a bit late on blogging this as Heavy Bass Champions of the World 2 dropped on Monday...so get copping! You can also catch Boogaloo Crew in Manchester alongside TRG, Monday March 22nd at Area 51 for Chunky's Hit & Run birthday spectacular. Getttt in.

Esqueezy

BLAME

Drum and bass is wicked yo! Just wanna rock some hemp lip balm, do my one funk skank special and pretend I'm not a priveleged child....I'm kidding! Go forth and check out my interview with Blame on liquid/intelligent drum and bass for Super Super over at the BOOK OF MURKAGE and I promise I won't call you a smelly hippy again.

NO NO NO YOU CAN GO GO GO

Yet more dreams of Gucci Mane...what would CLew say?

I think tomorrow I might go buy her a mink...

PHOTO OF THE DAY

"Yeah yeah, I'll be out soon. I'm just snacking".

MISHKA LOVELIES....

I love key toppers. Ok, so they're just little pieces of rubber and something you can 101% live without but if you've ever opened doors agressively then you'll know...they protect your lil fingers from danger and look pretty fucking cool.



These just take the biscuit though. Really, they're amazing.



Via Mishka Bloglin.

YO-LANDI VISSER

Yo-Landi Vi$$er of Die Antwoord...GIRL CRUSH OF THE WEEK!

CE SOIR...

Come throw some shapes at the Rave Cave ce soir with Rich Reason (Hit & Run), Oscar Wildstyle (Sex With Robots), The Oldboy & Jim Da Mentalist (Eat My Beat/Gash), Natalie Esquire (Copson Street/Murkage), Wonky Ninja (Banana) and the Residents Squad. Expect to hear some big 'n' bashy bass and jackin house thru da speakerboxxxxx.

A la Roadhouse, Newton Street, Manchester from 11 in the pm to 3 in the am.
Cheap cheap cheap.

MANS MOVING LIKE THEY'RE BIGGER THAN BEN

Grime is back, and its angry. There's more MC beef flying around these days than eating ten consecutive Sunday roasts...and you know thats a lot! Just get on Twitter and Wiley's playing big daddg grime...merkin the competition and slewing the youngers. Then we got Jammer telling Bizzle he's bumped uglies with his ma and they're having a baby called Jahbizzle. Full on, overly raw public verbal batterings...and Jammer's new tune is no exception. Forget the funky-esque, happy champagne dance vibez of Party Animal...because this ones going in deep.

LAYDEEZ NIGHT

Come join the COPSON STREET fam at Murkage for a female she-bang bang. It's going to be like Royal Ascot Ladies Day but with fitteds and snap-backs instead of those stupid ornamental wedding hats and lots of bass and cheap booze instead of horses, 'break-the-bank' champers and 4ft jockeys with small man syndrome and mash up grillz.

All lady line-up so we're backing it hard, including:
MARY ANNE HOBBS (RADIO ONE)
GOLDIELOCKS (LIVE)
ENVY (MANCHESTER'S FAVOURITE FEMCEE)
DUTTY GIRL (BRISTOL BASED ALL DANCING/ALL SINGING WRECKING CREW)
NATALIE ESQUIRE (COPSON STREET'S FOUL MOUTHED SWEETHEART)
DIZZIETRON (DON OF THE BOOTY SHAKING DANCE)

All going down at No.1 Club, Central Street...there's cheap drinks and nuff bump 'n' grind if you wants it.



And if that ain't enough for you, Contort Yourself is holding a Megamix this coming Saturday. By now you should know the rules of the game. DJ steps up to the wheels of steel for half an hour of pure rave devestation and you all dance like there's no tomorrow. Gracing the CoYo stage this weekend are:
RICH REASON (HIT & RUN'S HEAD HONCHO)
THE OLDBOY & JIM DA MENTALIST (EAT MY BEAT)
OSCAR WILDSTYLE (SEX WITH ROBOTZ)
WONKY NINJA (BANANA)
& RESIDENT DJ'S

This Saturday (6th March) at The Roadhouse, Newton Street, Manchizzle. Cheap before 11:30pm.

Are you stupid in the nose?

ROGER DAT

It's been a long and extended weekend. A Thursday to Monday ting. Some gypsy girl tried to fight me ('travellers oath') then asked me to take her to an illegal rave (?!). I drank shit loads of beer. I was in great company and I shouted, I screamed and chat a lot of shit. I danced, I bogled, I took it low but I didn't daggggga. I did it all and now all I wanna do is take a trip on Minaj Air