Got her toes done up with the fingernails matchin.
LUDA DOLL REVISITED
Remember a few hundred pointless posts ago I harked about Ludacris looking like a Ken Doll? MEGA LOLZ.
LET ME GET FREAKY TONIGHT
Who wants to get royally fucked up tonight?
EAT MY BEAT PRESENTS
Saturday 16th October
BOK BOK (Night Slugs)
Oldboy
Oscar Wildstyle
£4 advance (Gaffs/Piccadilly records/Skiddle)
11pm-3am
The Roadhouse, Newton Street, Manchester
£2 beers
£3 double and mixer
£1.50 shots
GUILTY PLEASURE
I keep listenining to this slyly on full volume and hoping everyone who walks by thinks its my scally neighbours stereo.
LIL BEAT
WHAT THE FUCK LIL KIM! Errbody put your fucking lighters down...seems Kimmie's got MJ syndrome.
I used to love you back in the OG days. Not quite sure where our relationship stands now. You've changed. Kim girl you've got a lot of making up to do and quite frankly, chocolates just won't cut it.
IN THE CITAAAAY
I'm at this bad-boy on Friday night and probably playing some high quality tunes at some point in the evening. Come join me.
FRIDAY 15TH OCTOBER 2010
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MURKAGE IN THE CITY @ NIGHT & DAY CAFE
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DEVLIN (LIVE)
http://www.myspace.com/officialdevlin
LADY CHANN (LIVE)
http://www.myspace.com/ladychann
ED SHEERAN (LIVE)
http://www.myspace.com/edsheeran
SEROCEE (SELF-HOSTED SET)
http://www.serocee.com/
SMUTLEE (RADIO 1/KISS FM/YOYO) http://www.mixcloud.com/smutlee/
HEAVY FEET (STAMP! BEATS/PLANT MUSIC) http://heavyfeetmusic.com/
BUBBZ & THE BLACK NOTEZ (LIVE) http://www.myspace.com/bubbzmusic
MURKAGE (LIVE) http://www.facebook.com/pages/Murkage/137752522936160?ref=search
‘MURKAGE In The City’ in association with Boxfresh
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An In The City Festival Event
FRIDAY @
NIGHT & DAY CAFÉ
No. 26 Oldham Street
Northern Quarter
Manchester
M1 1JN
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DUBSTEP / HOUSE / HIPHOP / ELECTRO / DRUM&BASS / JUNGLE / UK GARAGE / UK FUNKY / 90s URBAN / BASHMENT / GRIME & SLOW JAMZ
HOSTED BY MEMBERS OF MURKAGE
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TICKET DETAILS TBD
7.30pm-3am
POPEYE SCULPTURE
Jeff Koons “Popeye Sculpture” Exhibition @ Galerie Jerome De Noirmont
Used to love those inflatable beach toys when I was a wee nipper.
Ice cream and sand and sea and swimming pool and chlorine in my eyes.
BOUNCE DAT ASS
REMEMBER THIS!!!!!! Back int day this tune opened a oppurtunity to spin a slight booty bounce track to a bunch of spazzy indie scenesters in tight jeans. Just because it was Justice. Sigh.
What happened to those guys anyway?
On The Buttons - On the couch with Swindle
Goldielocks chats to producer Swindle at 'On The Buttons'. We featured him in the last issue of SuperSuper, and the guy is definitely a one to watch if your ears like a little step off the beaten track when it comes to music.
HI AGAIN
I decided to un-delete my blog. I couldn't deal with not having an outlet for all the fucked up shit nobody else will let me publish online. Who else would let me post a photo of a kid face planting on a slippy slide?
Exactly.
CE SOIR - JOAKIM
Tonight at the Roadhouse, TEAM CO YO present the one and only indie/disco/electro machine JOAKIM!
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Ahead of our summer of rumbles we’re jumping into bed with the irresistible NOW WAVE to bring a very special guest dj from the bonkers Gaelic disco machine JOAKIM, as part of the Tiger Sushi 10 Year Anniversary tour. Cunningly situated as an after party for the LCD Soundsystem show, JOAKIM will be taking to the decks treating us to some of his epic back catalogue of original works, remixes and re-edits, alongside a barrage of treasure from the depths of his record collection.
“Joakim is hard to pin down: part club music, part jazz, part electronic experimentalism.
One of France’s foremost electronic musicians, Joakm has a background in classical music, US & UK indie rock and jazz. He discovered electronic music after a schoolfriend left his synthetiser in Joakim's room, later latching onto indie and electronic labels such as Warp and Mo Wax. His first album ‘Tiger Sushi’ was ambient electro-jazz, before he moved onto electronics with ‘Fantômes’ [2003], and later ‘Monsters and Silly Songs’ [2007], on which he combines post-rock, disco, electronics and, well, silly songs. "Making a pure dance album would almost be like composing an album entirely in F major,” says Joakim. “I jump from one idea to the next. I simply have to try everything and see where it leads." - Resident Advisor
Joakim has always stretched the boundaries of electronic music and constantly come up with some of the biggest tracks that we’ve had the joy to play… Notable mentions have to go to “I Wish You Were Gone”, “Come Into My Kitchen” and “Drumtrax” plus his massive remixes of Dj Mehdi’s “Pocket Piano” and Friendly Fires’ “On Board”.
Support comes in the form of Resident Disco Jockeys from both nights stepping toe to toe dishing out the finest audio treasure!
SATURDAY 1ST MAY 2010
11:00 till 3:00 at the Roadhouse, Manchester
£6 Advance / More On The Door
ADVANCE TICKETS:
SKIDDLE: http://www.skiddle.com/events/11366083/
SEE TICKETS: http://seetickets.com/see/event.asp?e%7Cartist=JOAKIM+DJ+SET&n%7Cartist=null&resultsperpage=20&filler1=see&filler2=art-srch&orderby=date,time
TICKETLINE: http://www.ticketline.co.uk/search/siteSearch?artist=JOAKIM&venue=venue+%2F+location&commit=Go
Or in person from PICCADILLY RECORDS
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Electro / Acid / Techno / Cosmic / Bass / Rave
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Dress to Sweat - Dance to Death
WEB: http://www.contortyourself.com
MYSPACE: http://www.myspace.com/contortyourself
FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=11776386534
TWITTER: http://www/twitter.com/contortyourself
MIXES: http://www.soundcloud.com/contortyourself
PODCAST: http://tiny.cc/cycast
TICKETS: http://tiny.cc/cytix
CENTAUR STYLE!
RX - Bumble from Nightshifters on Vimeo.
Hahahaha. This video by Bad American for Rx's new EP 'Bumble' on Nightshifters is AMAZING. I'm in the Rage Cage checkin' out Homer Simpson's cock'n'ballz while someone gets it Centaur Style.
RU HOT YET?
NO SHAKING
Esqueezy gun be getting up in 'yo grill at The Corner playing the finest afrobeat, baile funk and tropical cuts of right now and way back when for NO SHAKING. Tomorrow night at The Corner in Fallowfield, Manchester. Booty shaking contest and free cupcakes. If you miss this then you're stupid in the nostril.
Oh and also rolling out pure 90s hip hop and R&B at this beauty on Saturday. Expect to hear all the tunes that I DIDN'T get to dance along to with the hot boys in high school. I did the sweet stand instead...y'know back in the days when a bag of foam shrimps and fizzy cola bottles was all you needed to keep up your rave and dutty wine all night long.
Well until curfew at least...which was way before 10pm.
PHOTO OF THE DAY
Oh my god is this a man or a woman? Hangin' in the ghetto with your perfect titties, holding a Gucci bucket hat wearing what looks like a flag around your crotch...oh and your mate lurking in the background wearing a tall tee and Timbs. Heroes.
And then I saw it was taken on my birthday...(minus the '03 of course, I'm not seven years old). Even better. Can we be soulmates now?
BANGERS AND MASHED UP
So far, 2010 has been a HUGE year for the dancefloor. The bangers are EVERYWHERE. I mean, Tinie Tempah was number one without having to water his music down so much that it almost evaporates (see recent work of Chipmunk/Tinchy Stryder). And now Trouble & Bass come through with a wrecking ball, in the form of Heavy Bass Champions of the World Vol 2. Featuring tracks from the UK's own Boogaloo Crew, these straight up bangers will pretty much flatten the club. You'll still be dancing whilst the rafters are coming down. The standout is 'Days Go By' and the flipside, 'Calling All Dancers', has this crazy calypso lick and must be what dubstep would sound like it if was doused in Ting.
I'm a bit late on blogging this as Heavy Bass Champions of the World 2 dropped on Monday...so get copping! You can also catch Boogaloo Crew in Manchester alongside TRG, Monday March 22nd at Area 51 for Chunky's Hit & Run birthday spectacular. Getttt in.
Esqueezy
BLAME
Drum and bass is wicked yo! Just wanna rock some hemp lip balm, do my one funk skank special and pretend I'm not a priveleged child....I'm kidding! Go forth and check out my interview with Blame on liquid/intelligent drum and bass for Super Super over at the BOOK OF MURKAGE and I promise I won't call you a smelly hippy again.
NO NO NO YOU CAN GO GO GO
Yet more dreams of Gucci Mane...what would CLew say?
I think tomorrow I might go buy her a mink...
MISHKA LOVELIES....
I love key toppers. Ok, so they're just little pieces of rubber and something you can 101% live without but if you've ever opened doors agressively then you'll know...they protect your lil fingers from danger and look pretty fucking cool.
These just take the biscuit though. Really, they're amazing.
Via Mishka Bloglin.
These just take the biscuit though. Really, they're amazing.
Via Mishka Bloglin.
CE SOIR...
Come throw some shapes at the Rave Cave ce soir with Rich Reason (Hit & Run), Oscar Wildstyle (Sex With Robots), The Oldboy & Jim Da Mentalist (Eat My Beat/Gash), Natalie Esquire (Copson Street/Murkage), Wonky Ninja (Banana) and the Residents Squad. Expect to hear some big 'n' bashy bass and jackin house thru da speakerboxxxxx.
A la Roadhouse, Newton Street, Manchester from 11 in the pm to 3 in the am.
Cheap cheap cheap.
MANS MOVING LIKE THEY'RE BIGGER THAN BEN
Grime is back, and its angry. There's more MC beef flying around these days than eating ten consecutive Sunday roasts...and you know thats a lot! Just get on Twitter and Wiley's playing big daddg grime...merkin the competition and slewing the youngers. Then we got Jammer telling Bizzle he's bumped uglies with his ma and they're having a baby called Jahbizzle. Full on, overly raw public verbal batterings...and Jammer's new tune is no exception. Forget the funky-esque, happy champagne dance vibez of Party Animal...because this ones going in deep.
LAYDEEZ NIGHT
Come join the COPSON STREET fam at Murkage for a female she-bang bang. It's going to be like Royal Ascot Ladies Day but with fitteds and snap-backs instead of those stupid ornamental wedding hats and lots of bass and cheap booze instead of horses, 'break-the-bank' champers and 4ft jockeys with small man syndrome and mash up grillz.
All lady line-up so we're backing it hard, including:
MARY ANNE HOBBS (RADIO ONE)
GOLDIELOCKS (LIVE)
ENVY (MANCHESTER'S FAVOURITE FEMCEE)
DUTTY GIRL (BRISTOL BASED ALL DANCING/ALL SINGING WRECKING CREW)
NATALIE ESQUIRE (COPSON STREET'S FOUL MOUTHED SWEETHEART)
DIZZIETRON (DON OF THE BOOTY SHAKING DANCE)
All going down at No.1 Club, Central Street...there's cheap drinks and nuff bump 'n' grind if you wants it.
And if that ain't enough for you, Contort Yourself is holding a Megamix this coming Saturday. By now you should know the rules of the game. DJ steps up to the wheels of steel for half an hour of pure rave devestation and you all dance like there's no tomorrow. Gracing the CoYo stage this weekend are:
RICH REASON (HIT & RUN'S HEAD HONCHO)
THE OLDBOY & JIM DA MENTALIST (EAT MY BEAT)
OSCAR WILDSTYLE (SEX WITH ROBOTZ)
WONKY NINJA (BANANA)
& RESIDENT DJ'S
This Saturday (6th March) at The Roadhouse, Newton Street, Manchizzle. Cheap before 11:30pm.
Are you stupid in the nose?
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