These are bad times. Really bad times. Someone needs to make a scene, because artists are getting pretty confused out here...and this collaboration/track/video and pretty much everything surrounding it, proves it big time. Just watch. You've got a half zebra/half horny sombrero (who I'm sure is Jammer) decked out in purple and prancing around chirpsing girls, Calvin Harris doing what sounds like an attempt at private school boy rap, a fat DJ and Dizzee with his top off.
Never dat. It's also VERY catchy which makes makes me feel rather glad I'm leaving the country for a while. Don't think I could hack unstable people humming that at work.
Back with a banger on 2nd August for Contort Yourself's Megamix Vol.3 swiftly followed by Esqueezy/Lord Lewis' Big N Bashy Birthday Bruckout so get them badboys in your diary. In the mean time, I'll leave you with this one. I'm a bit pretty late on it because I've not been attentive lately...but now I've heard it I'm stoked.
Busy P feat Murs - To Protect & Entertain (Crookers Remix) [Z-Share]
Can't Say I'm Really Feeling It....
Hollywhat?
The untimely death of Esqueezy’s Hollyoaks viewing career
I’ve known for quite a while that my maturity clock is ticking way too fast for Hollyoaks. It’s definitely a programme you can only get away with watching for so long, or risk seeming like the mutton dressed as lamb of the TV viewing world. This week was truly traumatic. Who’s with me on that one? Max Cunningham is dead! And there was me thinking he would marry Steph and they would both go onto progress to the OAP Hollyoaks cast (those who are 25 years and over) or maybe even walking dead cast members (the fat McQueen mother or the couple who run the Dog). Hollyoaks is definitely a strange place – it’s the only village I’ve ever come across with student halls, a student bar, a pub, a club AND a local psychopath (small towns usually only get the psychopath/s). With about five adults in the whole community, two Goths and a multitude of teenagers/young adults with drug problems and lurking sexually transmitted diseases, is such an enthusiastic amount of entertainment/corruption really feasible? Now Max and OB are gone, and they were there from day when I was 14 and had nothing better to do than not wash my hair and watch Hollyoaks on Sunday morning, and I fancied OB in a weird kind of way…Oh well, looks like me and Hollyoaks have truly clocked off…
Flying Lotus feat. Lil’ Wayne – Robo Tussin [Z-Share]
I can't stop listening to this tweaky Young Weezy joint.
Goooood Life Goooood Life Gooooood Life Gooooood Life
…simply because early 90’s dance music definitely sounds better without early 90’s dance moves, crop-tops and bucket hats.
At the moment I’m going through a dance phase, and I ain’t talking Love Story or Toca’s Mircale…I’m talking a massive early 90’s house revival, the sort of shit young mums used to buss out on their brick sized Walkman’s at step aerobics class. I’m making it into a fucking movement son. I’ll leave you to sweat it out with a bit of Big Fun. You’ll be in on it at cult level in no time…
By name by nature, this ones beast.
Inner City - Big Fun [Z-Share]
On another subject entirely, how AWFUL is The Charlotte Church Show? I never realised how truly drastic things had become for her. Singing the weeks news in a cringeworthy fashion? I’ll take a rain check every single week….
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