These are bad times. Really bad times. Someone needs to make a scene, because artists are getting pretty confused out here...and this collaboration/track/video and pretty much everything surrounding it, proves it big time. Just watch. You've got a half zebra/half horny sombrero (who I'm sure is Jammer) decked out in purple and prancing around chirpsing girls, Calvin Harris doing what sounds like an attempt at private school boy rap, a fat DJ and Dizzee with his top off.
Never dat. It's also VERY catchy which makes makes me feel rather glad I'm leaving the country for a while. Don't think I could hack unstable people humming that at work.
Back with a banger on 2nd August for Contort Yourself's Megamix Vol.3 swiftly followed by Esqueezy/Lord Lewis' Big N Bashy Birthday Bruckout so get them badboys in your diary. In the mean time, I'll leave you with this one. I'm a bit pretty late on it because I've not been attentive lately...but now I've heard it I'm stoked.
Busy P feat Murs - To Protect & Entertain (Crookers Remix) [Z-Share]
Sexy blonde gets a dildo and rubs her wet twat as her man watches. She bounces on his knob as her titties flop around. He takes control of her pretty pink vagina and beats her pussy up like the bitch she is. He chokes her and pounds her sweet box until he explodes all over her juicy jugs...!!!