PHOTO OF THE DAY

Judaism's got your back. SHALOM!

HEAVY BASS CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD

Definitely an understatement on the Trouble & Bass crew. These guys are Heavy Bass Champions Of The Universe & Beyond. Volume One of this stellar heavy bass bangerz series sees past Murkage guest and all-round favourite smooth talking, gold toothed badman DJ/producer release the overly peng 'Doomsday Device'. This shit is gonna make you flip out.

Go cop it HERE

NEW MONEY!

Damn I hate the Noveaux Riche. Working class munters like Katie Price get their filthy hands on a bit of paper and all of a sudden they're buying a very big house in the county, multiple Beamers and turning their two year old daughters into baby Barbies...She's caked in lipgloss, eyeshadow, foundation and FAKE EYELASHES for god sake!



Is Jordan after making Tiaamii the UK's answer to Suri Cruise?



Well maybe the trailer trash version of her...

IS THE WORLD GOING MAD ?!

GIRLZ GIRLZ GIRLZZZZ

Who are your FUTURE SUPERHEROES? Mine are 5 fine females in the music game -Goldielocks, Star Eyes, Jubilee, Gina Turner and Cooly G. I'm dragging Girl Power kicking and screaming into the Teenies, and away from Geri's union jack disaster dress. Much more tasteful.

Check out my article for Double Magazine here on pages 18-21. Also, some Star Eyes hype over at the wonderful T&B site.

Big love!

JONNY DUB

One half of Hoya Hoya and one of my favourite Manchester promoters, it's Jonny Dub! He's been cooking up a mix of some heavy, dubby bangers...including tracks by Zinc, Sully, Hud Mo, Rustie and Biggie!
Download it here HERE and get your fine self down to Hoya Hoya to see BRACKLES and Floating Points on the February 27th at The Roadhouse.

IF YOU FUCKING WITH ME

Lovin' Minaj lezzin out on this one. Must be the first time I've listened to a Usher song since crushin' on him in Year 6.

HOW LOW CAN YOU GO?

Luda, you are officially back in the game. This video is what me and Emily looked like on the dancefloor at Fabric when we got trashed on mini bottles of Moet.