Damn I hate the Noveaux Riche. Working class munters like Katie Price get their filthy hands on a bit of paper and all of a sudden they're buying a very big house in the county, multiple Beamers and turning their two year old daughters into baby Barbies...She's caked in lipgloss, eyeshadow, foundation and FAKE EYELASHES for god sake!
Is Jordan after making Tiaamii the UK's answer to Suri Cruise?
Well maybe the trailer trash version of her...
IS THE WORLD GOING MAD ?!